"I think I have scoliosis."-me
"Isn't that an STD?"-Tara
*while watching Cowboy Bebop* "Faye's boobies go jiggle jiggle!"-Ryan
"I have a s-s-s-sexy s-s-s-stutter!"-me
"How can a play be a play if its not a musical?"-Tara
"Havn't you ever heard of Shakespeare?"-me
"Yeah but hes old... and dead"-Tara
*while standing in the hallway in school a little before homeroom*"I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL!"-Jenna
*looking at an "I'm thankful everyday for..." book* "I'm thankful everyday for chisled abes"-Tara
"Can we start now?"-annoying girl
"Can I get stoned now? NO!"-Matt
"Are you goth?"-annoying guy
"Yes, I slit my wrists while listening to the Beatles, cuz ya know its been such a 'Hard Days Night' and I just can't take it anymore"-Me
"How am I goth?! My pants are from the Gap!"-Brandon
*while talking to Matt* "So, you have red pubic hairs? I'm gonna call you 'Red Snake now."-Gabe
"So what are you trying to do?"-me
"Kill Matt"-Loui
"DEATH BY BIBLE!"-Jenna
*waiting for Matt to get done at his locker to go to lunch* "Come my sex kitten!"-Alex
"I KNOW EVERYTHING"-Megan
*refering to Matt* "He has really big boobs!"-Alice(i think)
*is all scared and nervous* "Can I buy a shoe?"-Jenna
"You just want one shoe?"-Hot Guy at Hot Topic
"n-no... I n-need shoes."-Jenna
"She wants to buy a freaking pair of shoes!"-Me
"We all live in MY PANTS"-Megan
*looking for batteries*"Do you have double a's?"-Gabe
*looks at chest* "Yup, almost positive."-Me
Brandon's idea for a new Nike commercial: "Ok, there is gonna be a guy walking down the street, and he trips and goes "FUCK!" then the nike sign will pop up and say "Just do it"
"Nouget: My Anti-Drug"- Caroline and Me
This isn't from anyone i know but Doctor Pepper bottles have a warning lable on them that says: "WARNING! Contents under pressure may explode and cause serious eye or other injury. Point away from face and others especially while opening" how are you supposed to drink it if its away from your face
"BE CAREFUL THATS A CHOKEING HAZARD!"-(me or caroline i don't remember who)
*sticks corner of lunchbox in mouth*- Alex
"Jimi Hendrix is black?!"-stupid person
"Can I pleeease be tap dancer in your guys band?!"*starts tap danceing*-Erin
"She has a point it would be really cool to have a tap dancer in the band"-Me
"NO TAP DANCEING!"-Matt
"Lets suprise Caroline by killing her!"-Erin
"Nothing like pizza and sex!"-Jenna
